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well the title says it a really

The Lappy Tops Compy

Good evening and mooj penguin spotters

We cut into your original programme to give you a news bulletin. Actually no, it's actually just a cruddy advert but what the hell. Enjoy...

Looking for a new computer this christmas. Are you tired of looking fo cruddy old desktop compys. Well look no further for folks down here at "Folks Who Don't Give Out Cruddy Old Desktop Compys" have brought out something that will blow your brains out. Meet the Lappy. Ratings say that over 500 Lappy's were sold in the WHOLE WORLD in 2003. 500 That's nearly 510! Buy the Lappy now from a store near you. Preferably a grocery store. And remember- who put the appy in Lappy. I don't know. Probably you. The small print which isn't actually small: actually costs 100,000 of your earth dollars which equals 52,014.08 of your earth pounds and I'm not going to go into all the currencies on earth because I can't be bothered.

Anyways bye until I post again.

P.S. Sorry I haven't posted for a while now. I had a lot to do.

RuneScape - the massive online adventure game by Jagex Ltd

RuneScape - the massive online adventure game by Jagex Ltdthis is a good game. Try it!

KITTENS

Zoombini
Originally uploaded by ssstoggins.

Mooj again penguin spotters

This one is called Zoombini (pronounced Zoom-bee-nee). Hope you like 'em.

KITTENS!!!!!

Tilly
Originally uploaded by ssstoggins.

Mooj Penguin Spotters

I have finally got around to making a file on Flickr. Never mind that now. I have some pics of the kittens for you. I'll have to do it via two posts but what the hell!

Illness And Software Writing

Mooj penguin spotters

Of course, from the title, everyone gathers that I am ill. Though hopefully not as ill as Weebl!!!!!! Clicky

I have just yesterday made a great tune on garageband which (if I can) I will post onto the site once I've converted it into a MP3!

Quite a few things I have to write about today. The thing is, I am still desperate to upload pics of the kittens.

But more on that one later. I've just been to a place where some people are volunteering to write some software which is very clever. The thing that it is based on is the fact that most people in the world do not have a good link to the internet- broadband being the minimum (I find that hard to beleive but it is true), not only that but have a really crusty phone line so what they are doing is writing the programme so that it strips the images on the page for those are the things that take the most time to load. The newest version you cannot access yet as it is still being worked on but the newer one can be accessed here. What you have to do is bookmark it or put it in the favorites bar and you can use by just typing a URL into the bar.

Anyways bye until I post again.

Hey

Mooj penguin spotters

I know all you people who read our blog think I don't have a life. I can assure you that you're right. The thing is, (I think this is all part of growing up) I just get insanely bored all the time. That is why I started two blogs, then eventually, it widened to three. Three keeps me busy- even though I never post on the third one! I knew i shouldn't have let one of my friends on it.

Anyways bye until I post again.

Poke the Penguin

Poke the Penguinthi is cool. ifyou have a mac,(i'm not sure if this works on windows), then you can right-click using cntrl and click. right click anywhere on the applet and click play. it cuts out all the tedious poking.

pps. u cn still poke even when it says poke again. trust me.

Nothing

Mooj penguin spotters

This is my first post for a while and I'm bored. I dunno what to write about. We're having a BBQ today so smoke is filling the garden. I'm sorry. The smell of BBQ beckons me. See ya.

I'm Finally Back

Mooj penguin spotter:D

I'm finally back. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! Okay. That's all I wanted to say. See you guys later.

France

Mooj penguin spotters

As I am going to france tomorrow, I will have to say goodbye to all you guys who read Smadge's and my blog. But thats coming up in a minute.

I will not be able to post for a while as we have no internet connection where we are staying so I won't be able to post for about nine days! I don't know how I can cope because posting on this blog is one of the best things of my life. Also I'm not alowed to bring any Friends DVDs. Now I definitely will not be able to cope.

Okay *sniff* bye *sniff* for *sniff* about *sniff* nine *sniff* days. :(

Whatever

Mooj penguin spotters

I haf deecided to wrrrrite my post in eeenglish but in a forrreign accent. But whateverrrr. Okay, i'm going to stop that now because it gets annoying. i have to say the words in an accent before i can write them down. Sorry about that. Damn it. A bit of phlegm keeps on getting stuck in my throat. i've been clearing my throat all day. By the way sorry for any thunderflies getting into the site and changing the template. This computer screen is playing up.

i'm having a really annoying time because i go on holiday to france on wednesday and our flight is early in the morning. But smadge gets from holiday the same day but late in the afternoon. Therefore i won't be able to see him for three weeks of our holiday. This is so not funny.

Anyways bye until i post again.

Uploading

Oi Smadge

I've forgotten how to upload pics so you have to tell me soon when you get back from holiday. If anyone else knows how to do it do tell me because im desperate to upload some pics of the kittens. Ok. Bye.

Jam

mooj penguin spotters

We made jam. It did some explosive separation and started killing plants and stuff and then killed my tv. And ate some carrots. Then it had a heart attack and then blood spurted everywhere, even on the tv which then short circuited causing a chain reaction which then blew up the death star cloning a static electric horse which then stampeded everywhere.

Anyways crunge until i fix my house and post again.

various comments about various stuff

in the last few days i have realised that we are born on this earth,
like pie into my belly.
one day we will leave here,
and come out smelly! this poem was donated by weebl.
when we de, our bodies emit things called mogyliutroton. these attract mice. a way to get rid off these small furry animals is to drop an anvil on them. if you dont have an anvil, then a bottle of magic fairy dust will be suitable.
OOPS. I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY. NOW WHERE IS IT... ahh there we go.

i have realized

i have realized recently that a policemans lot in not a happy one!
oh, when costabuleary duties to be done (to be done) a ppolicemns lot is not a happy one! (happy one)

elwam_53

elwam_53yeh.what he said.

for people that don't know

this is so cool! i am writing this post just off my macs favourites bar!!!! now thats useful!

Favourite quotes

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Yesterday i was looking at my profile on MSN messenger, and I realised I hadn't put a favourite quote on it. I can't think what to put as my favourite quote. Post me with some answers. Say where it's from as well. I've got a few from Family Guy but I can't think what to choose. I've also got a few from the internet. TELL ME THEM NOW.

A recipe for duck bill soup

Mooj penguin spotters

Here I have a recipe for duck bill soup. I have tried it by the way, and it is very satisfying.

What you need: Duck bills, water, ground ginger/stem ginger, single cream, dead leaves, duck claws, a switch of 10,000 volts of electricity, bats, golden syrup, butter and black treacle.

What you do:

1. Boil the water.
2. Melt the butter and leave it till it turns brown.
3. Put the dead leaves in the boiling water.
4. Put the stem/ground ginger in the pot with the water and leaves (if you can, throw in both because it makes it really nice.)
5. Chuck the burnt butter in the mixture.
6. Put the duck bills in it.
7. Put the golden syrup and black treacle in.
8. Put the duck claws in.
9. Gut the bats and throw the guts and the skins in.
10. Pour the mixture into a metal pot if your not using one already.
11. Hook the metal pot onto the switch of 10,000 volts and turn it on until the mixture bubbles.
12. Chuck everything at a wall (preferably lead as the place where it lands.)
13. Eat everything off the floor and eat the lead. I know it sounds weird but you'll thank me when your dead (like meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!)

Bon appetite you guys.

the occupation of lollipops

lollipops. what do they do? what is their purpose in life? well for thse avid researchers who can't be bothered to research, this guide is for you. hence the name brgte (bored researcher's guide to everything) firstly, I would like to add that this is not a potato so it will not taste very nice (even when fried)however, this post does contain nut traces, so if you have an allergy to nuts, then I woud advise not reading this post. hence the name nanpp(nut allergy non-potato post). I will now start the tutorial thingy.


when time began, the world was inhabited only by strange creatures named lollipopitids. they then evolved (over tim) into hugely deliberately adrenalin-packed things called chupa chups. Then they all got jobs. Getting jobs was a MONUMENTAL mistake: they all got bored simultaneously, andmoved on to a diferent job. thus, the stock market crashed. It crashed because a stock-broker was such a boring job, thet no-one wanted to be one. now, most of them spend their lifes in bright rewd concentration camps being chosen, and then eaten. now let us remember all the brave lollipopitids who died for this country. I*sniff* LOVE *sniff* YOU *sniff* GUYS WAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Cryogenics

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I have been researching in a cure for the dreaded Turkabbage disease and the only cure is to cryogenically preserve the person who has got it. I researched in that too (I like researching: it makes me happy:):):):D:D:D) and it read the egyptians first introduced cryogen freezing and it was first used to freeze food stuffs until they were ready for defrosting.

A turkey is a bit like a lobster. It has claws, antennae and no legs apart from a couple of tiny spindly things. Meanwhile, whilst the turkey was evolving, it looked a bit like an ostrich. The third stage of evolution was long and hard for the turkey because there was a massive 2000 year long drought and the only food was cabbage because the cabbage had stolen water from a cactus. So the unsuspecting turkey ate the cabbage and all was well for a while. But the cabbage inside the turkey grew and legs and great big gnashers. Eventually the cabbages ate the insides of the poor turkey and the turkey died out (this is what will happen to people who eat turkey and cabbages at the same time!) except for one little egg. The drought had ended and space was glad so it sent down a martian fridge with a hole in the bottom. The egg was cryogenically preserved but the strange thing is: there were two turkettes in the egg, both of a different gender; grill and yob. The two mated and then their children lived for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years and here they are now.

Sequel

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As the theory of the philosophy of mashed habits has been posted via the last post, I have researched on it and it is true. I worked really hard last night researching and I have uncovered the secret to life, the universe and everything… But you will have to wait and see for a while. Meanwhile I must inform you that cabbages are untimely animals who have no sense of turkey. Therefore when you eat cabbage and turkey together, it could mean a fate worse than death. Your stomach churns over and over until you ring all the juices out of you. If you are extremely unlucky, you might even fall face down in a bowl of mod roc and have all the moisture sucked out of your eyes. However, sperm whales are known for eating turkey and cabbages, and are therefore immune to the disease. I thought this was strange as the turkey and cabbage are hideous and ferocious land animals and neither of them are creatures of the sea or even amphibious. I looked it up in the thesaurus and it read: turkey; man's best friend. The turkey is a somewhat strange creature as it spends most of its life in the sea. This is strange because the turkey is a land animal and evidently dies and has some kind of respawning process in its home under the sea. Also, if you mix turkey with cabbages and eat it, you will die. But if you sing "Its A Long Way To Tipparary" to your grave then you will be spared from turkabbage's evil grasp. Some people define turkeys as clever living creatures which have a mind of their own. However the government have defined it as smelly stupid creatures who have no brain and are delicious; hence the name turkey. The philosophy of the wooden box is not true. Once you have listened to my story of it, the philosophy of mashed habits is not complex. Also, turkeys are better than normal, they're AB-normal. Cats bums are also essential to the cleaning process of blue tits. The cleaning process of blue tits is difficult due to their strange faeces and peculiar cheesy centre. Also, Viva Las Gaygas is closing down. What a sad moment it will be for all of us (who are gay (by the way, I am not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)) But look at me babbling on. I must tell you the eternal secret of life, the universe and everything.

By the way the eternal answer is forty two, so Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox and Trillian (whatever her last name is) are searching for the eternal question.

The eternal secret is: cabbages are not porous. Hee hee.

mashed habits

the philosophy of mashed habits is complex, seeing as the extraordinary desire to eat cabbage overcomes one when studying thse peculiar objects.However- if one is holding a wooden box at the time of contact, a strange want of pdf files comes to mind. thank you for listening to all my jargen, and I hope you all a very st mo0gasta's day,






smadge

Grilfriends

Mooj penguin spotters

Just one thing to say to my grilfriend. I DIDN'T STAPLE THE CHICKENS.COM. Just a little word there from Homestar. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM fuzzy.

Lo all out there. I am on this blog.

Lo all out there

I am on this blog. Smadge told me to say elwam. Just testing. LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLOOOOO.

starting

this is me with my my second blog. I am just starting to do this, so please be kind and don't send me any viruses. it would be very nice if you would take notice of this thingy for no apparent reason.goodbye!